HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE SHARING A TABLE WITH CEFOMAC AT NAN

A Top Ten list by Jackie Arns and Leslie Phelps.

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10.  They're all wearing red.

9.  They find it awkward to lick the table.

8.  You suffer hearing loss from the squeals.

7.  They have their own "Fight!" song.

6.  They need more space for their performance props than for their clothing.

5.  You're not sure which horses belong to which person and neither are they.

4.  They are still making tack/props/etc. minutes before the class they need them.

3.  They joke about tossing their Sepses (at least you hope they're joking.)

2.  At least one set up incorporates food and/or veterinary medicine.

1.  They show parts of models rather than an entire horse.

 

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